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The seconds before the chimes on New Year's Eve are always very exciting, we make wishes and believe that they will come true. Seasoned with subtle humor and sincere wishes, beautiful statuses about New Year will help you to congratulate your friends and relatives. Either short or long - beautiful New Year's statuses with meaning, posted a few moments before the holiday on your VK or Odnoklassniki page, will seem truly sincere to everyone.
For the New Year I will make it a present… for my birthday I will make it a present… for Christmas I will make it a present. I will get all the magical evil spirits with my desires, but they will drag IT to me!
May the wish made under the New Year's chimes be fulfilled. And the New Year will bring a sea of new experiences, interesting acquaintances, useful knowledge and grandiose plans. Wish each other happiness while sitting at the festive table! May real miracles happen in your life on New Year's Eve!
I hope that the New Year will welcome me cordially, give me hopes, plans, save me from enemies, unnecessary worries and human envy ... In general, I believe in miracles for a year in a row!))
The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..
How much New Year's fuss. And all this…..only because of one!!! seconds!!
I want to kiss you on December 31 at 23.59 and January 1 at 00.01… It will be the perfect end to the old and an amazing start to the new year!
When the door to a new happy life opens in the New Year, do not crowd. Get on your knees and crawl towards your happiness!
Santa Claus exists, I know for sure. I see it in the eyes of my little son, who wishes health and happiness for his family, confident that this will certainly come true! I can't let him down...
New Year's Eve is an amazing, fabulous, enchanting night when miracles happen and the most cherished desires and dreams come true. So let this wonderful night fulfill all your desires!
Soon the New Year - I have only two wishes .... snow…. and you are near...
Everything froze in anticipation of a fairy tale, the snow sparkles with all the colors outside the window and, holding your breath, you wait for the clock to start counting down to a new life.
I want the New Year to be not like that one, but to be truly new, a new beginning in my life ...
I ask you, Santa Claus, let there be no tears in the New Year. Let the war end, let the wall fall between people that life has built and the one who is only waiting for this benefit ...
I have already grown up and I know that Santa Claus does not exist. Which does not prevent me from making wishes for the New Year and believing in miracles.
Do you want to be a child? ... Snow, a blizzard outside, and you, wrapped in a jacket, are driven on a sled ... with full packages of sweets and tangerines on your knees ...
When making plans for the coming year, we always hope for the best, dream, make wishes. I would like to wish that everything that you wished and wished for the New Year came true! So that you and your loved ones are healthy and happy, that good luck accompanies you in business, that love surrounds and fills you and your home.
I want Grandfather Frost to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for the New Year - happiness in the house, love in the family, and health to relatives.
In my letter to Santa Claus, I put a hundred dollars, otherwise he always doesn’t have enough for what I thought of and gives him what has been lying around since last year.
With a quiet step, slowly, only with rustling wings, with a red crest, the New Year is sneaking up to us without worries!
Winter was created in order to be in white colors, so that it would be possible to start your life from a white sheet.
They say New Year's Eve is the night of wish fulfillment. I wished that all people become happy on the whole planet. I am sure that this will certainly come true. Happy New Year!
In the New Year, every time I want to flip the page forward and think that from now on, the books will only have an interesting plot and not a single crumpled or torn-out sheet ...
The best gift for the New Year is when your loved ones are with you, everyone is healthy and joyful, and there are many, many happy moments ahead of you together.
It doesn’t matter that it’s raining, snowing, a blizzard or a blizzard outside the window. The main thing is to always be warm in the heart, which is what I wish you in this coming year!
- Statuses about the New Year are beautiful - How I would like for the New Year, at 00:00, he called and said that he loves me ...
- Each person is the smith of his own happiness! I want the best anvil for myself for the New Year.... I want to forge myself boundless happiness, a sea of love and joy...
- Now is the time when all children and adults should go a little crazy, fool around, laugh and just have a good time, and not sit with lean faces at the festively laid table ...
- Maybe someone will think of a new car, someone of money ... And I will wish that he would hug me this morning and that it would always be like this ...
- Now is the time to erase the past. No matter how much it hurts me - you are already the past! No reason to drag something old into the New Year. Yes, it hurts, of course, it's lonely, but nothing can be changed - the bad past must be left behind ...
- Someone considers their lived years as birthdays, and I consider the next New Year. This is such a sad and at the same time merry holiday for me - another year has passed and life is coming to an end, but the charm of New Year's decorations sometimes makes it possible to forget about it ...
- I so want, as in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve ...
The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020 everyone: Real happiness, pure love, good health and success in everything!!!
Tangerines went into action, so soon the new year
I so want, as in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve ...
I wish everyone in the coming New Year not to click through their happiness with a mouse. People, let's talk in real life, it's more interesting!
People, why are you so sad? Cool! December! Winter! Fun! New Years is soon!
New Year will be held on "Hurrah" !!!
The year has changed on Earth! The country falls into an olivier
Nothing dilutes the brain like New Year's TV.
Stock! Buy for the new year in our supermarket, and you will get a spare liver and a second stomach for free!
If you want to feel like a star - sit on the Christmas tree!
Santa Claus comes to normal children, and Wasserman comes to nerds.
Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweet ones!
If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus
friends, let's get together, let's start preparing the liver for the new year!
Why is it always like this - you are waiting for the New Year, you are waiting, and March 8th, as always, will suddenly come ...
Statuses about the new year and love
I want it to snow in big, big flakes and it was warm outside, and I walk with him by the hand and I understand that my New Year's wish has come true!
I'm not asking you to guess. I'm just asking me to make a wish on the night of 31 to 1
I don't need gifts for the New Year! give me the days when I was happy with him ...
sad about the new year
everyone says "new year, new year"!!! but what's the point? still the current figure is larger! (((
And only Christmas trees hate the New Year.
Every New Year, you plan to celebrate especially, but it turns out a banal booze
If dad's beard hadn't been pinched by the door - I would probably still believe in Santa Claus!
You can celebrate the New Year or you can not meet it, it will come anyway !!!
Many people look forward to the new year for a fresh start with "old" habits.
Yes, parting before the new year is a good gift ...
Statuses about the old new year
Old New Year….!!! It's like a "smart fool" ... How GREAT and POWERFUL ... our Russian language ...
It is very difficult to explain to a foreigner what the Old New Year is.
Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a state of mind
We begin to celebrate the new year, and end with the meeting of the old
The new year is old, but they thump like a new one.
What a delight - Old New Year!
Meet the Old New Year! He brings so much joy!
So the old New Year knocked on the door, from pre-holiday troubles burst into the door!
According to the old calendar, today is the New Year, the past I thank, the coming one - without worries
We won’t sober up from the new year, and then the old one also came ...
And again the people are happy. Hello Old New Year!
So pour the Old New Year, honest people!
Make wishes for the Old New Year - they always come true!
The New Year crept up quietly, confusion in my head ... either the old one, or the new one ... if only it wasn’t bad
New Year's bells 😀
The video is old, but it's always nice to watch :)
Soon the whole country will plunge into an exciting New Year's marathon. To tune in to a long and fun celebration, we have prepared quotes about the New Year. Start getting in a good mood right now.
Statuses and quotes about the New Year are short
New Year is a fairy tale that even adults continue to believe in.
You won't find the best Christmas gifts under the tree. This is family, children, friends and the person you love.
This is how a person works, that in the New Year we forget everything that was and wait for what will happen.
It doesn't matter where you will celebrate the New Year. It is important - with whom.
On New Year's Eve, be sure to believe in a miracle - and it will definitely happen.
The best Christmas present is knowing that you are that present for someone!
I decided to make the New Year ahead of schedule - I ate Olivier and watched Home Alone. The mood is definitely New Year's.
The more holidays, the better.
The New Year is coming soon - the standby mode of an incomprehensible miracle is turned on.
New Year is a time of miracles, and adults sometimes need a fairy tale more than children.
The New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.
Let the New Year be kind, like the voice of mom!
The New Year has a smell, it is the smell of mandarin and Christmas tree.
And now, the New Year, full of dreams and hopes, has almost arrived...
We have matured a long time ago, matured, the soul has become somewhat coarsened, and our views on life have become more cynical, but somewhere in the far corner of our soul there is still a small hope for a miracle.
A miracle that we all look forward to on the eve of every New Year, because in every adult there is something childish left.
And even if no one puts gifts under the New Year tree for a long time, we are still waiting for miracles for the holiday.
We believe that short statuses and beautiful aphorisms about the New Year will strengthen faith in miracles.
Everyone likes different quotes and different holidays. But as an exception, literally everyone loves the New Year holiday. Therefore, New Year's sayings should also please everyone.
After all, this is the time when you can forget about years and positions, sores and problems. You can, like children, enjoy life and the wonderful moments that relatives, friends and relatives give us.
Funny sayings and quotes about the New Year
New Year is when, in addition to empty mugs, the peel from tangerines begins to accumulate at the computer.
Headphones were invented so that a year before the New Year we would not have time to forget how to unravel the garlands.
Nothing brightens up a table like a firecracker in Olivier!
Don't touch me... it's for New Years.
I wrote a letter to Santa Claus... I gave it to my husband... I'm waiting...
In connection with the onset of the New Year, a general mandarinization is taking place in the country.
On New Year's Eve I saw happy people - and there were no sober ones among them.
The New Year is coming soon... And I'm still ashamed of the last one...
With each tangerine you eat, you bring the New Year closer by 3 minutes and increase your immunity!
In my opinion, this is blasphemy: to kill a Christmas tree, and then walk around the corpse and sing "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"!
The New Year is coming soon, so it's time to forget about old mistakes and plan new ones.
I’m ready to eat Olivier now, if only this year ends quickly.
Everyone asks me what I decided about the new year. I decided - let it come!
Who does not smoke and does not drink will remember the New Year.
One miracle on New Year's Eve still happens all the time ... The refrigerator becomes dimensionless for several days!
Just as quotes and sayings about the New Year are different, so there are a great many options to spend the night from December 31 to January 1. Someone celebrates the New Year on the main square of their city, someone goes to the country with friends, some go abroad, and someone goes to a ski resort or, conversely, to the sea. You can still meet the holiday in clubs and restaurants. And, of course, in the bath - such a tradition.
But, whatever one may say, the majority (and among you also, dear ones) will stay at home for the New Year. And not because a trip abroad is too expensive or it’s cold outside at night, it’s just a family holiday that you want to meet with your parents, children, at your own Christmas tree, unwrapping gifts, and saying beautiful words and phrases to each other over a glass of champagne in the family circle .
Well, TV for the holidays is sacred. Anesthesia from the surrounding reality. The TV set creates a familiar picture, where you can laugh at the jokes of comedians under Olivier salad, or once again nostalgic along with Soviet films, which, by the way, gave us many beautiful quotes about the New Year.
You can swear at the TV, you can despise it, you can sometimes ignore it, but on the days of the festive New Year's marathon, it is difficult to imagine your holidays without a home screen.
Quotes about the New Year are beautiful
Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year.
Sylvia Cheese
New Year is everyone's birthday.
Charles Lam
New Year's mood is when I'm glad to see even those who have the wrong door.
Mikhail Mamchich
They say: on New Year's Eve, whatever you wish - everything will always happen, everything will always come true.
Sergei Mikhalkov
On the eve of the new year, we begin to live again.
Ilya Druzhinin
New Year. The time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.
Janusz Leon Wisniewski
The point of the New Year is not to gain another year, but to gain a new soul.
Gilbert Chesterton
On New Year's Eve, all wishes have a special power.
Michael Ende
Each New Year in a person's life is fragile and unique, like a snowflake pattern, and melts just as quickly and imperceptibly, leaving delightful moments of happiness in memory and unhealed scars on the soul.
Tigran Babayan
Always be at war with your shortcomings, at peace with your neighbors, and every New Year find yourself the best person.
Benjamin Franklin
Admit it - you are also waiting for the New Year! Because it doesn’t matter at all how each of us relates to this holiday: someone has been in anticipation of a fun mess almost since the summer: Christmas trees, garlands, gifts, fireworks ... Someone, on the contrary, dreams of only one thing: that all this the brilliant fuss quickly ended and a calm and measured life began again without all these queues, meaningless gifts and wishes repeated from year to year ... And yet, no other holiday is able to unite all of us in anticipation of the new, in anticipation of change. After all, whoever you are: a hopeless romantic or an inveterate skeptic, you don’t care, even in the very depths of your soul, you so want to believe that with the last sheet of the calendar, all bad things will leave your life, and the New Year will certainly bring joy, prosperity, love, luck and happiness...
Oleg Roy
Tomorrow is the first page of a 365 page book. Write it well.
Brad Paisley
Every new day is Blank sheet A5 format, and the first day of the New Year - a healthy piece of drawing paper.
Yuri Tatarkin
Celebration of the New Year is a farewell to illusions and a meeting with hope and dreams.
Konstantin Kushner
God forbid that the New Year was not shorter than the previous one!
Boris Krutier
But still, many knowledgeable people it is advised not to turn on the TV if you still believe that miracles happen on New Year's Eve. Just because sitting in front of a blue screen negates the possibility of something fabulous. TV will not help a miracle happen either before the arrows approach the magic number 12, or after.
In popular culture, the belief in the sacredness of New Year's Eve is quite common. Like, how you spend it, so the year will be. And everyone meets January 1 in accordance with their ideas about the ideal 365 days. May all your wishes come true in the New Year. Well, how to celebrate the New Year has long been known. A wise quote, which, by the way, belongs to Peter I, reads: In honor of the New Year, make decorations from fir trees, amuse children, ride sleds from the mountains. And adults should not commit drunkenness and massacre - other days are enough for that .
Sarcasm about the New Year
The optimist waits for midnight to see the coming of the new year; the pessimist, on the other hand, waits until midnight to make sure that the old year has already passed.
William Vaughan
Children need a New Year for a fairy tale, losers - as a starting point for new hope, and the rest - for fun.
Ishkhan Gevorgyan
Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.
Sergei Vedenyo
It is a pity that the New Year comes exactly when it is most difficult to get a Christmas tree.
Alexander Ratner
May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolution!
Joey Adams
Somewhere between the sixth strike of the chimes and the fifth of January, it is not known how I gain three or four kilograms, which disappeared by the millimeter throughout the previous year.
Irina Chashchina
New Year's Day is a harmless holiday, in part because it doesn't do any good, and can be used as a scapegoat for indiscriminate drinking and friendly fights.
Mark Twain
The new year is always better than the old one, but not always for you.
Karl Schusterling
If during the celebration of the New Year it came to the cake - the holiday was not a success!
Mikhail Zadornov
Time has no divisions or marks to indicate its passage; neither thunder, nor lightning, nor the roar of trumpets announces the coming of the New Year. Even as the new century begins, only we mortals ring the bells and fire the pistols.
Thomas Mann
Every New Year starts new life, but it didn’t last long, because you have to live!
Alexander Kulich
Again, the year of the name of some regular cattle is coming ... and so I wanted to live like a human being!
Stas Yankovsky
A few dozen new years make a person old.
Emil Krotky
You can draw attention to your person in social networks different ways. But there is an option that can definitely be considered a win-win. By setting cool and funny New Year's statuses for Contact or Odnoklassniki, you will not only add likes and subscribers to yourself, congratulating the virtual community on the holiday in an original way, but, most likely, you will find new interesting acquaintances.
Cool statuses for guys and men
Good Grandfather Frost, give me the first installment. Santa Claus, except for laughter, pay off my mortgage.
A Christmas tree is better than any mistress. You change every year, part without scandal. And she does not demand her gifts back!
New Year's Eve is such an amazing time when you eat salad, tangerines, champagne and hope that tomorrow morning this champagne and other alcohol supplies will still be left.
It's time to tie with Olivier and tangerines. After all, what does excess cholesterol and sugar in fruits bring people to in just one night.
It is a difficult task to prove to the children that you are the real Santa Claus and convince your wife that you can’t even pull on a fake one.
Answer the question "What is good and what is bad?" New Year's Eve is difficult. He did everything well: he took a walk, drank, fell asleep under the tree - the next day is bad. And if January 1 is good, then the New Year was celebrated very badly.
Grandfather Frost, give me a carefree life for the New Year, universal adoration, the opportunity to lie on the couch and get everything on demand. In short, turn me into a cat.
A man goes through three stages of relationship to Santa Claus: you believe and wait; I don’t need a grandfather, I want a Snow Maiden; you yourself are Santa Claus and advise the Snow Maiden to roll up her lip.
New Year's to-do list: spend Old year; celebrate New Year; meet the Old New Year. It's kind of a vicious circle.
You need to prepare for the New Year in advance. Right on January 1, put up the Christmas tree that was dropped yesterday and start rehearsing the holiday.
Every year on this day they ask me: “Why are you so sour, like the missing Olivier? Where is your New Year mood? It's time to understand what it is ... Mine. !
Childhood is over - this is when on New Year's Eve you and your friends begin to dance not around the Christmas tree, but around the toilet. Combined, builders be damned, bathroom!
Four stages of a man growing up: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You yourself are Santa Claus. 4. Those who still believe in Santa Claus run up to you on the street, ruffle your beard and yell: “I knew you existed!
As the New Year arrives, men's sock and shaving cream vendors begin to rub their hands in glee, while unhappy guys rush around the city looking for “Give me that, I don't know what.
New Year is a difficult time for a man. He is trying to convince his child that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is NOT Santa Claus.
I want to have almost everything in the New Year, as Anton Semenovich Shpak dreamed: three music centers, three heaped laptops, three iPhones latest model, suede jacket ... also three.
Someday Santa Claus will give me a toy railway, I will set the status to “happy” and will never go online again.
The approach of the New Year is felt when on your computer table, mixed with beer mugs and glasses with unfinished tea, skins from tangerines begin to appear here and there.
The paradox of the New Year: the treats and drinks on the table are always the same, but the adventures after them are different.
So many people are sitting on that they used to meet him, and we will update soon.
Funny New Year's statuses for girls
Dear Santa Claus. Please make it so that in the coming year my neighbors, who have a 24/7 love for music and repairs, suddenly have all the karaoke and perforators broken.
Do you know why Santa Claus and Santa Claus are men? Yes, because no woman will allow herself to appear before the public every holiday in the same outfit!
Today in my refrigerator is “do not eat, this is for the New Year”, and tomorrow it will be “eat quickly, otherwise everything will go bad.”
I am for the division of responsibilities in the family! I will decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year, and you will decorate me!
Sign of our time: set a funny status for the New Year - you will soon meet the man of your dreams, who will say that he has been looking for a girl all his life who does NOT believe in signs, but has a sense of humor.
If you want everything to be awesome in the New Year, on the night of January 1, put a chocolate bar without a wrapper under your pillow. Now you will definitely have everything in chocolate!
I tell my friend: "Darling, give me such a New Year's gift to remember." Answers: “Pills for sclerosis will do?” ...
I'll be on my New Year's Eve soon! I will give up sweets and switch to dry and semi-dry.
As children, on New Year's Eve, we waited for Santa Claus to come. And our children are waiting for when, finally, dad and mom go to visit.
I love the New Year because you can take a break from the stove. First, a festive dinner magically turns into a brunch, and then gradually turns into a protracted lunch.
Santa Claus, buy me new iphone, a tablet, a red Ferrari, a house in the Maldives… Oh, that's all. Buy me money, in short, and then I'll figure it out myself.
I told my husband that I would really like a fur coat for the New Year. Gave ... Potatoes, carrots, onions, beets, herring.
Guys don't like gifts at all. The limit of their dreams for the New Year is the Snow Maiden in a latex suit, and not the role of a generous Santa Claus with a bag.
I will give in good hands Santa Claus. For the third day, she sleeps under the tree, takes me for the Snow Maiden and demands to tell where she was. Yes, I don’t remember where I was, I met the New Year!
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, grew to itself, grew. Oh, if only the Snow Maiden brought me a boyfriend! And Santa Claus, so be it, let him give - a pretty Rat that fulfills wishes.
I sent out a commercial offer to everyone - Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Joulupukki. But no one wants to take my extra pounds and give them to those in need.
Grandfather Frost, you probably left on foot last time, because all year I came across only deer. I beg you, this time leave on a wagon.
Forever guys get all the best, not even the New Year. The Snow Maiden is young and beautiful, and Santa Claus is old, with a beard and a red nose, suggestive of his lifestyle.
